Nickname: Mags
Department: User Experience
Title: Senior UE Engineer
Location: 5th floor, Seat #5026 (near the window, near cheryl, molly, two forms of sunshine, omaha and tc)
Date hired: February 14, 1999
Most people don't know that: I have one of the 7 great linguistic anomalies of the world - my name. as it turns out the 'd' is silent, the 'i' and 'a' although vocalized, when said correctly, harmonically neutralize each other producing no sound. as a result of this the 'r' is shamed into silence as well. leaving magzz. which is oft distilled to mags getting rid of that buzzing sound. oh, and the john part is silent too. other things people dont know about me is that i'm 5'11". most people think i'm 5'10" or 5'10" 1/2 (they're just really not a good judge of others). or that the first time i tried a burrito, i was very turned off to them because of all the foil that was getting stuck in my teeth. i lost a blue size 6 1/2 tennis shoe in 1973 - right by the monkey bars. i like ultimate frisbee, cake and pie. as a kid i dreamed of being able to ice skate all the way to school. god, i hope i can change this write up in the future so i can include the part about that whole traffic school fiasco.